scottdipstick:

when the teacher asks you for homework but you forgot it at homeimage

when your crush asks you who you likeimage

when your parents come home and you didn’t do the choresimage

when youre in a long car ride but have to peeimage

when the singing stops but the music continues so the camera zooms into your face
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dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

thedoommerchant:

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